September 3, 2012

I hate you; an awesome poem for lit class written mid 2011


I Hate You By Adelia

I’m really sick and tired of this crap
Your ugly face is like a cat’s butthole
Our once grand friendship was a boobytrap
I hate your mean menacing many moles

How did I ever like someone like you
You’re stupid, unattractive and just gross
How did your lovely parents make this poo
You don’t even smell good, more like burnt toast

I hate you, why can’t you just freaking die
I’m kidding, I’m not that mean, but still, dude
Not even you could deny those big lies
We used to be bestfriends but you turned rude

Your large stupidity astounds all folk
How could you ever think that was ok
Viewing your rank facial flesh makes me choke
I so want to blender you up; Puree!

All you’ll ever be is a fat disgrace
I hate you guts; nasty groody buttface.

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