I now drink coffee?

So we all know energy drinks are bad for you but coffee? Coffee is good... for you. I do not like the bitter taste of a cup of joe in the morning. I do however like hot cocoa. So now introducing, drum roll please, the ultra unique never-to-have-been-thought-of-before, COCOA COFFEE DRINK! Ahhh and the crowd goes wild. Ok so it may have never been thought before but I think it is just magnificent. So magnificent in fact that I wanted to share it with you. I first make coffee. Then I put 2 scoops of hot cocoa powder,with those little "marshmallows" of course, in my normal sized coffee cup. Then I put 4 scoops Ovaltine into my cup. Once the coffee is done making itself all gross and liquidy I add it to my cup a little pass the halfway mark. Then I fill it nearly to the brim with milk. And then stir. I swear it barely tastes like coffee. It tastes more like poorly made hot cocoa but even poorly made hot cocoa is hot coca and not coffee. So go on all you coffee haters, try it!